Answering some NWIP questions

The Northwest Indiana Truther-er- Patriots sent out an e-mail to its members asking a few basic questions. As the only wonderful and all-knowing wizard on this site - I thought I would put my benevolence on display by answering these questions.

First, where would you like to see NWIP go in the next 6 months?

Away.

Second, what are you willing to do to take us there?

Anything.

Third, how much time would you be willing to commit to this process?

Lots.

Fourth, what principles can we agree to promote?

That 9/11, vaccines, oil spills, drinking water, TWA 800, cell phones, iZoom, license plates, mass transit, the I-69 expansion, and police cameras are not government conspiracies. Oh wait, they openly welcome and publicize those nuts in their group of misfit toys. Nevermind.

If they only had a brain.